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We now return to
"Little House on the Prairie".

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Mary, you're doing great with your Braille.

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I couldn't have done it without you, Pa.

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Why don't you go up to bed
and get some sleep, honey?

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Sh.

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Honey! Honey, you remember
where the stool was.

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Oh, Mary, Mary. You're in the kitchen.
You're all disoriented. Let me help you.

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- The ladder's right here.
- Thanks, Pa.

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Jeez, life was a lot tougher back then.

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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's a family guy

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Listen up. It's time for spring-cleaning.

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Spring-cleaning? Oh, not again!

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That was weird.
That was weird, too.

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If we all pitch in, we'll be done in no time.

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You know I swore I'd never clean again. Not
after Bounty dropped me as their spokesman.

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Wait a second. Rosie, I've just poured this
glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter,

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and you say that Bounty
can pick it up in five seconds?

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- What is this? Is that...?
- Four seconds.

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- It smells like...
- Clean my pee!

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Mom, I can't clean. I got stuff to do.

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Sweetheart, we all know
you don't have any stuff to do.

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I don't wanna hear any more
excuses from anyone.

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Ah, crap!

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We did it again.

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Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

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Ooh!

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Oh, look, Meg. It's your little baby booties.

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Oh, and your little bronzed hat.
And your tail.

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- My what?!
- Nothing.

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OK. Lois's list says clean the windows,
clear the gutters and wash the siding.

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To most folks, that's three chores.

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To Peter Griffin and his big hose, it's one.

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You're not workin' hard, Peter.
You're workin' smart.

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Hey, Chris, gimme the juice.

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Peter, there's water and glass and...
It's a disaster in here!

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Well, Lois, why don't you put down your
ginger ale and Redbook and get to work?

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Lazy.

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You're not helping. Look, don't come
near the house. Go do somethin' else.

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- Son, this duffel bag is only half zipped.
- Where you goin'?

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I'm goin' campin' for the weekend with
Johnny Cut-Corners. Want to come along?

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Hm. It would be nice to get out of the house.

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This is the time of the month
when Loretta's visited by her Aunt Flo.

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Loretta likes to personify
her menses in humorous ways.

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Hey, Quagmire, you up for some campin'?

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Sorry, bud. The only tent
I'm pitchin' this weekend is...

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Well, you see where I'm goin' with this. Oh!

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I wanna go. It'll get me away from
the evil monkey that lives in my closet.

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Monkey in the closet!

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This is gonna be great.

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My last male bonding was when
me and Cleveland went to Chinatown.

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Look, forget how it happened.
Can you just get us outta this?

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I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious.

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It's almost worth the bowel obstruction.

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Are those my books?
What the hell are you doing?

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Papier-mâché. I used them to make the
houseboat from Surfside Six. You remember.

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Surfside Six

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Who lives there?

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Surfside Six

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Young bachelors.

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In Miami Beach

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Those are my first editions. You little punk!

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Momma, doggy's scary.

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Brian, have you lost your mind? He's just
a baby. He doesn't know what he's doing.

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- This isn't over.
- If you're looking for your Dostoevsky,

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I used it to make the fort from F Troop.

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Look what I found, Stewie.
An appointment card. You've got a checkup.

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Marvellous. A quick weigh-in, stick out your
tongue, and a nice lollipop to cap it all off.

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Remind me to ask the doctor
when my other testicle will descend.

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Bang! I'm Daniel Boone.
I'm a man. I'm a big man.

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Bang! Bang!

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Now I'm Pat Boone. Gonna have
a Christmas special with Andy Williams.

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Ah, so beautiful.

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It's almost as if this world
was created especially for me.

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- You think he's onto us, Christof?
- No. He's an idiot.

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I dug the latrine 50 feet out.

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Great. You want a cookie whenever you
do somethin' right? Get some firewood.

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- Yes, sir!
- He's gonna grow up to be quite a man.

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Hmm. That was incredible, Kevin.

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- I'm not here to impress you. Am I, Dad?
- Did I say you could rest yet?

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I'm Abe Lincoln. I just chopped some wood.

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Good for you, son. Hey, where's Chris?
I asked him to fill the canteens an hour ago.

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Hey, Dad, look!

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I covered my back with honey,
and now the ants are takin' me home.

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He does that at home
with Velveeta and cockroaches.

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If you turn the light on,
they slam him into the fridge.

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Oh, great! Mirabella.

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December's Mirabella!

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What's your story?
Get lost on the way to the morgue?

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Seriously, is that yours?
Because if it is, bravo!

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You remember that short-lived sitcom Fish?

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They should have put that on before CHiPs.
The marketing practically writes itself.

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Let's go, Chris. Your dinner won't catch itself.

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I don't wanna go.
I had a bad experience with a fish once.

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Oh, my God! My fish is gone!

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And he robbed me!

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- OK. See you, Chris.
- This is none of my business,

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but you're turning your boy into a slacker.

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How dare you call
my parenting into question?!

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If you were a woman, I'd slug you.

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You should teach him some responsibility.

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I'll show you responsibility.

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Chris, you are responsible for
guarding the camp while we fish.

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You got it, Dad. You can count on me to...

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Chris, pay attention. I want you to...

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All right, take a deep breath.

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It's cold. Cold!

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OK. I'm fine. I'm fine.

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Tell me, Dr Hartman,
do all the children fall in love with you?

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It's cold! It's cold.

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Hm. 29Ib. That's big for your age.

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Forgive me for not being one of those
anorexic babies from the diaper commercials.

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- Time for your immunisations.
- You might wanna hold him.

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Hold me for what?

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- What the deuce?
- Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.

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Back off! Don't come
any closer or I'll cut her.

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I... I'll give her...

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I'll give her a series
of splinters that could, um...

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you know, become infected.

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Look, Stewie. Look at the dancin' kitty.

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Oh, no! I'll not be taken in by one of your...

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Oh, my! That's delightful, isn't it?
What's your name?

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Argh! Oh, God!

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They call this the "magic hour":

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the day's not quite gone,
but the night's not quite here,

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and somewhere, Scott Baio
is ploughin' a woman he doesn't love.

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I got one, Dad!

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Looks like that's the one that got away.

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The hell it is! You get in there
and you kick that fish's ass!

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God, I love him.

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I can't believe how terrible the fishin' was.

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Yeah. All we caught was a tyre, a boot,
a tin can and this book of clichés.

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Well, thank God we came prepared.
We brought enough food to last us...

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Holy crap, Chris. What the hell?
I put you in charge of the food.

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The raccoons were here. See?

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"We're a bunch of sneaky animals."

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"We're gonna wreck this food
and eat it, cos we're naughty!"

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"And then there's a guy. Let's get him
in trouble with his dad! Ha ha ha!"

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Somehow, I'm less than surprised.

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I'm sorry, Dad. I messed up the entire trip.

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It's not your fault, Chris.
I failed you as a father.

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From now on, Joe will be your father.

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Cleveland?

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I'll teach the boy. Come, my son.
I'll show you the ways of the herd...

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Oh, crap.

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Why are you sittin' with
the sheets over your head?

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- Peter, what's wrong?
- Huh. That obvious?

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Well, you always do the skull gag
when you're depressed. Talk to me.

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Well, it's just... I've been tryin' to teach
Chris how to be a man, you know?

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First I tried teachin' him how to eat an Oreo.

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Chris, the way to eat an Oreo
is to twist it, pull it apart and lick it.

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Now you.

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Then I tried teachin' him
how to get out of payin' a check.

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Uh, waiter? There's a dead guy in my soup.

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Oh, terribly sorry, sir. Your soup is gratis.

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Thank you.

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Now your turn.

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Waiter, there's a dead guy in my...

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Peter, you can't force-feed maturity.
He needs to learn it on his own.

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- Why don't you get him a job or somethin'?
- Whoa. Freeze-fame.

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That's it! I can teach Chris
responsibility by gettin' him a job.

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Isn't she great?
Now you see why I married her.

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Go away now. I'm gonna do stuff to her.

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I'm sorry Stewie ruined your books.
Here, I brought you some of Peter's.

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Mr T by Mr T.

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Tand Me by George Peppard.

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For the Last Time, I'm not Mr T
by Ving Rhames.

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Eurgh!

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Oh, Stewie, are you OK?

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Must we make small talk every time we pass?

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Oh, you're burnin' up. Must be a reaction to
the shots. I'll go get you some baby aspirin.

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What are you talking about? You said the
shots were supposed to make me healthy.

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You actually believe Lois
had them inject you to make you healthy?

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- I mean, you were already healthy.
- Oh, God! You're right.

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I was pink as a pistol.

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Pink as a pistol?! Good Lord!
I can't even form a cogent simile any more.

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- What was in those needles?
- I've already said too much.

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I should have known.
Her treachery knows no limits. I...

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Oh, my. Getting dizzy.

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Oh, fight it, Stewie!
"Do not go gentle into that good night."

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To quote Bob Dylan.

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No, no. Dylan Thomas.

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Boys, I'm a miracle worker.
I have used all my parenting skills

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to change my son from
a lazy slacker into a workin' man.

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- Nice goin', Peter.
- Yeah. Up yours.

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- What?
- Thanks. Hey, Chris.

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Hey, Dad. I'm workin'. I'm wor...

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- Oh!
- Careful. You don't get dental for 60 days.

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Hey, you that Griffin boy's father?
Paddy Tanninger, the caddy manager.

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Yeah, it rhymes. Big whoop.
Wanna fight about it?

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Listen, your son is
the best ball-shagger we ever had.

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I sold twice as many buckets today
cos everybody wants to hit the fat kid.

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Lynne, cancel my meetings.
I gotta hit more balls at this fat kid.

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- Peter, do you mind if Kevin and I...?
- Nail Chris? He'd be thrilled.

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Hey, this kid here
just knocked the ball 300 yards.

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I'm Tiger Woods. I'm Tiger Woods. Weeee!

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Cleveland, your kid's a natural.
With help, he could be a pro.

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Oh, Peter, I can't make
Cleveland Junior sit still for anything.

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Sometimes I wonder if he's got the epilepsy.

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But then I just go see what's on the TV.

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Well, maybe you're not
as good a father as me, huh?

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Look what I did with Chris.
I'm better than that dad on Lost in Space.

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We need more information
about this new planet.

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Don, you take my 16- year-old blonde
daughter out in the chariot for the day.

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Penny, you stay here with me. And Will?

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You and the robot go out into the wilderness
and take this mincing paedophile with you.

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Cleveland Junior's beyond your skills.
He won't respond to you.

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Oh, yeah? Hey. Hey, come here,
Cleveland Junior. Come to Peter.

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- Over here, Junior.
- Come on.

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- Come on, Cleveland Junior.
- Come to Peter.

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Huh? You'll see. I'm gonna turn this kid
into the greatest golfer ever.

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Fine.

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- How'd you get him to come?
- With this.

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Oh.

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- Love.
- Jealousy.

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- Touch.
- Forever.

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- Intense.
- Passion.

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Obsession. Calvin Klein.

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Drink this, honey. It'll bring your fever down.
I'm gonna go run you a cool bath.

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She's one of them. I'm sure of it.
Tell me what they injected me with!

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Huh! You know Mr T always
wanted to be a Broadway dancer?

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Answer me! What have they done to me?

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It could be any number of things.
Gene manipulation, sterilisation...

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- Not my seed!
- But from the look of your pupils,

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I'd say it's some kind of mind-control serum.

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Or not.

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Mind control? But I feel so lucid.

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You look spot-on to me.
Thank you. I try to work out.

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But who has the time?
Besides trophy wives.

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Yes. That's rich.

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Agh!

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Didn't wanna be a mean guy.
Wanna be a dancer.

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Go away! Agh!

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- You!
- I am taking your brain.

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You are now my slave.

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No!

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Agh!

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- Why is he freaking out like that?
- He's having an hallucination from the fever.

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Like when you were three,
and you ate those adult brownies

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I was saving for the Doobie Brothers concert.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ee! Ah-oh!

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I'm gonna be on a cereal box.

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Honeycomb big, yeah yeah yeah

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It's not small, no no no

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Pay attention, Junior. You wanna keep
your shoulders straight and your knees bent.

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And, uh... just once, for me,

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would you call me Mr Drummond?

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Hey, Griffin. Down here.

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Yeah, a secret tunnel, like Hogan's Heroes.
Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?

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Look, here's your first week's pay.

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All right, Chris!

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- Dad! Dad, look!
- That's great, Chris.

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But I'm tryin' to be a good father here.
I'm real proud of you, champ.

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- Let's go get a milkshake.
- You got it, Mr Drummond.

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Package for Glen Quagmire.

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Oh, excuse me.

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I got a package for you, too. All right.

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Nice try, but I built up an immunity.

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- Hey, what's wrong, kid?
- My dad doesn't care about me any more.

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Oh. Well, at least you have a dad. When I
was growin' up, it was just me and my mom.

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Wah! Wah! Wah!

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- Oh, looks like somebody's hungry.
- Wah! Wah!

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All right!

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I just wanted him to be proud of me.
I even got a job.

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Well, there's your problem.
Jobs are for suckers.

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You need to learn how
to have a good time. Come on.

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- Go ahead, kid. Try it out.
- Um, excuse me.

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You dropped something.

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My jaw. Ha ha ha ha.

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All right.

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Nice goin'.

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All right.

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Oh!

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Ohhh!

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Ew!

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I don't think I like feet as much as you do.

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Hey, everybody likes feet.
C'mon, the party's just startin'.

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I'm gonna grab my girl
and head to the beach

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Hic-a-doo-La!

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We're gonna all hang ten and maybe then

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Hic-a-doo-La!

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Cos I'm a hic-a-doo-La boy
And I'm a hic-a-doo-La girl

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And together it is a hic-a-doo-La world

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Hic-a-doo-La!

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Mr Quagmire,
what does "hic-a-doo-La" mean?

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What does "hic-a-doo-La" mean?

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Hic-a-doo-La's that feeling when
you hold hands with your best gal.

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- It's cheerin' for the home team.
- It's catchin' the perfect wave.

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It's obeying all the rules.

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No way!

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Hey, are we in Tiananmen?
Because I see a square.

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Hic-a-doo-La!

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- Hey, great shot, Cleveland Junior.
- Thanks, Mr Drummond.

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Listen, for today, can you switch
and call me Mr Papadapolis?

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- You got it.
- Would you hate me if I called you Webster?

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- That's a lie.
- OK. Sorry.

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Hi. Tom Tucker, local news anchor.
And on my days off, a golf enthusiast.

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The club's having a man-boy tournament.
You should enter.

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A tournament, eh?

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That gives me an idea.
Come on. I'll explain in the car.

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This is the perfect way to show what a great
father figure I've been to Cleveland Junior.

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I'll do it!

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- Where shall we sit?
- That's not up to me, kid.

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I follow the old divining rod. Whoa!

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Whoa-ho!

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- How old are you?
- Old enough to know you're a whore.

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Whoa!

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Whoa ho-ho!

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Whoa ho-ho-ho ho-ho!

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Come on, talk to me, sweetie.
You look a little down.

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I always thought I'd go to my first nudie bar
with my dad. He doesn't have time for me.

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Well, sweetie, part of growing up
is learning that adults aren't perfect.

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- Your dad deserves another chance.
- Wow! You are smart.

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All right.

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00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,800
Oh, no. No, it's not all right.
I'm outta cash. You take bank cards?

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Sure.

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Can I get stamps, too?

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00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:17,800
We are at the 17th hole, where Peter Griffin
and Cleveland Junior are five strokes ahead,

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making victory all but a certainty.

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I said I could mould
your son into a champion.

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This is gonna be my greatest victory ever.
Except for the time I defeated my evil twin.

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Not me, Lois. Shoot him. I'm the real Peter.

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- I don't know.
- Lois, look at me.

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You know your own husband, don't you?

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Thank God!
You made the right choice, honey.

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- What was that?
- Nothing.

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One more hole, and that man-boy trophy
is ours. Here you go, little buddy.

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Hey, look at me. I'm Pelé. I'm Pelé.

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Goal!

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00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,400
Where the hell's he goin'?

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He's gone. Maybe you better
stick to lookin' after your own son.

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Oh, my God!

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- Is she dead?
- She's still alive...

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No, that did it.

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