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Oh, my! Tomatoes are 3.99 a pound.
That's so high!

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Isn't that high? It seems so high.

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This is interminable! I demand to know why
you insist on taking me everywhere you go!

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I mean, what could possibly happen
if you left me home by myself?

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- Great party, Griff.
- Girls, you know Jimmy Caan.

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- Jimmy, make yourself at home.
- Hey, thanks.

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I meant have a Cheez Doodle, but whatever.

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Hm. Instant stuffing or instant
mashed potatoes? The choices are...

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- Cleanup on aisle three! I got it!
- Peter, where's Chris?

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I love you, She-Hulk.

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Son, I'm gonna need those two hams back.

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- I don't have any hams.
- Lift up your shirt, son.

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I need an adult! I need an adult!

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You're not a shoplifter. You're just a fat kid.
Sorry about that, fatty-fat-fatty.

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Hey, Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you,
fatty? You're just a big old fat kid.

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- Here's some chocolate, fatso.
- Thanks!

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- Hey, Brian, flea collars are on sale.
- Too many chemicals.

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I'm gonna try a more natural alternative.

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Agh! Sorry, Dr Ling, I guess I'm nervous.
This whole thing is a little weird.

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Never ye fear.
I've been doin' this all me life.

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See, the reason your fleas are drawn to you
is your kidney energy is bein' blocked

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by a dark chi, or what we call
in my country "wee-fung-chow-hu".

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You have to keep those two boxes
right next to each other?

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- Why? What do they say?
- I think we're through here.

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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's a family guy

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Attention, world leaders.
I have 137 nuclear warheads

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trained on every capital city
around the globe.

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The world is now under my control.
But oh, no! I'm naked!

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What the deuce...? Agh! Fleas! Agh!

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Damn you, Mop N' Glo.

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Wake up, Leona! This decrepit Hooverville
is infested with something besides idiots!

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Oh, my God! Stewie, you've got bugs
on your jammies! Peter, wake up.

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- Wha-wha...?
- Stewie's covered with fleas!

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Oh, that's nothin'. When I was a kid
I was covered with ticks.

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- Peter, it's not a contest.
- Well, it was back then.

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Oh, no. Brian!

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Time for doggie to go the way of Old Yeller.

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- Old Yeller, did I get a call from Tony?
- Oh, yeah.

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He left a message. I forgot to tell you.

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- Is it on the machine?
- I erased it.

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- All right, out back.
- No, Ma.

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Yeller's my dog. I'll do it.

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Oh, come on. He'll call back.

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Ngh! Nngh!

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- Brian, are you OK?
- OK? Ha-ha!

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OK? I'm covered in fleas, lady.
I'm losin' it here.

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- Get a hold of yourself!
- Ow! Peter, you're supposed to hit Brian!

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- Dad, I'm itchy! I'm itchy!
- Out of my way, wide load!

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Mom, there's fleas all over the house!

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There's only one thing to do-learn the
language of the fleas, earn their trust,

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then breed with their women.
In time our differences will be forgotten.

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Call the damn exterminator!

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We got a 602 at 31 Spooner Street!

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- Logan, let's go.
- I can't.

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I... I just can't.

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- What's with you, Logan? You look like hell.
- He just watched his wife and kid

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get carried away by seven million fire ants.

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I don't wanna meet the man
who looks good after that.

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My God. They're everywhere.

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Yaaaagh!

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- They're in the carpet!
- Got one over here!

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It's no good! There's too many of 'em!

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What do we do now?
What the hell do we do now?!

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We pray.

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- Logan! You son of a bitch!
- You think I'd miss this party?

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I feel terrible about this. Why don't I put us
up in a nice hotel for a couple of days?

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That's a great idea, Brian.
It'll be like a little vacation.

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Well, you might wanna bring some cash,
cos some places don't take credit cards.

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But mister, I need real money.
I can't take a credit card.

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Oh, I see. Cash only, huh? No paper trail.
What are you sellin'? Reefer? Crack?

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Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth?
In my neighbourhood? I don't think so!

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Oh, my. What a lovely room.
Oh, and it's so clean.

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The ultraviolet scanning light
will be the judge of that.

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I picked this up on Dateline from
that yummy exoskeleton Maria Shriver.

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Mm-hm. Just as I thought. Oatmeal.

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Spittle. Semen!

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This must be where Wilford Brimley
was strangled by Bob Crane.

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Cannonball!

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Jump in, honey. Don't be afraid.
The turtle will keep you safe.

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Oh, for God's sake! I'm to entrust my life
to a turtle, nature's D student? Agh!

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This is marvellous!
I feel like a young Johnny Weissmuller!

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- Hey, Chris, aren't you comin' in?
- Can I swim with my shirt on?

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No, you can't swim with your shirt on.
Wait a second. What are you hidin'?

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Do you have bruises? Did somebody hit
you? Lois, what did you do to my son?

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Will you keep your voice down?
You're embarrassin' him.

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If I wanted to embarrass him,
I'd do somethin' like this.

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Hey! Hey, everybody! Hey, look what
Chris Griffin's father Peter Griffin's doin'!

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Ugh!

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Stop it! Chris, why don't you
want to take your shirt off?

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- Cos I'm fat.
- Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.

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Sir, you can't park your van
on the diving board.

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- This is my son.
- Oh. My apologies.

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Hey, Tom! He's not a van! He's just a fat kid!

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Don't listen to him, Chris.
I'm gonna go get you a soda. You wait here.

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I say, hello! You there!
I'm ready to get out! Somebody!

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Oh, my. What was that?

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Well, hello, Mr Water Jet.

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- Are you ready to...
- Go away!

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You're not fat, Chris, you just
come from a long line of husky Griffins,

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like your great-great-great-uncle
Jabba the Griffin.

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Raja naba doua gola wookie nipple pinchie.

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Honey, if you wanna lose weight,
I'll put you on a diet

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and your father can help you exercise.

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- Really?
- Why don't you do what supermodels do?

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Stick your finger down your throat
and throw up till you're skinny.

113
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Don't listen to your sister. Stickin' your finger
down your throat doesn't make you throw up.

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Peter, are you OK?

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Meat loaf for us, and a very special, very
delicious steamed vegetable dish for Chris.

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Oh, I hate vegetables!

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- Honey, they're good for you.
- Oh!

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It tastes like a monkey.
A monkey that's past its prime.

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Mm! This meat loaf
is a symphony of flavour.

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It's too bad you can't have some -
it's practically orgasmic!

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Oh, yes! Yes!

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Oh! Oh!

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- Yes! Yes!
- I'll have what he's having.

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OK, Chris, time for some good old-fashioned
exercise-like those guys are doin'.

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I say, Phineas, great day
to be doing squat thrusts

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and lifting our huge
triangular iron weights.

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- Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
- Hup! Hup-hup! Hup! Hup!

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Dad, I don't like running. The sound of
my thighs scraping together hurts my ears.

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Hey, a Twinkie! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
A-ha-ha! I'm gonna get you!

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Come on! You can do it.
Feel the burn, Chris. Feel the burn.

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Agh!

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Attaboy. All the way upstream, buddy.

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Agh! Agh! Aagh! Aagh! Agh!

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OK, just relax.
Try to soil yourself, like we practised.

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Dad, this says I gained weight.

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That's impossible. Take off your shirt.

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What the hell is that?

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Bovine lummox! Oh!

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Oh, God!

140
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I tell ya, he's been workin' out
all week and he hasn't lost a pound.

141
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Peter, if you're this desperate about Chris's
weight, why don't you just suck the fat out?

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If you can find a hole on the boy that
you wanna put your lips on, be my guest.

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I'm talkin' about liposuction.
My brother Broderick's a cosmetic surgeon.

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Is he good?

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Well, Nell Carter used to be twice as big
before Broderick got through with her.

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FYI, he used the fat he took out of her
to make the two kids from Good Burger.

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This is a very safe procedure, son.
You won't feel a thing.

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I'm like a Green Beret, you know.
I sneak inside you and I skulk around

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like it's Vietnam or somethin', and
I'm sneakin' through the bush, you know.

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And I get all that fat, like the fat's my buddies
stuck behind enemy lines, you know.

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And when I got all my buddies,
I sneak out again.

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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you,
you know, like a... like the wind, you know.

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Oh, good boy, Stewie. Clean plate.
Although I think you got...

154
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Yes, yes, I got more of it on me than in me.
Yes, that one never gets old, Lois.

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Here's your dessert, sweetie. Dig in.

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- I'll eat it when I'm ready.
- Hi!

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I'm ready. Well, time for dessert, isn't it?
Let's see, big chocolate cake for Stewie,

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and we have something very tasty
for big fat you. Bon appétit!

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Oh, and feel free to use my fork,
I shan't be needing it. Watch me.

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That's it. Watch this.

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Oh, Stewie! Stop eatin' like a little piggy!

162
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We should cut down on your sweets-you're
gettin' a belly. Chris, where have you been?

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Dad took me to a doctor to get
the fat vacuumed out of my belly.

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- What?
- I didn't do it.

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I'm just gonna stay on my diet and exercise.

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Good for you. That was
a very grown-up decision.

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I mean, what kinda lazy, narcissistic,
irresponsible moron would even consider

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doing something as unbelievably foolish as
getting liposuction? Who, I ask you? Who?

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Hello!

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I... How... Wha...

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My God, it's finally happened.

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He's become so massive he's collapsed
into himself like a neutron star.

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- Mom, can I get lipo too?
- Forget it, Meg.

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Peter, you can't just suck 200Ibs of fat
out of yourself. It's not natural.

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00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,900
Come on. Lois, I feel great
droppin' that kind of weight all at once.

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Like you felt after you had Chris.

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And they're off!

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Well, then, giddy-up.

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A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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- Great to be thin.
- Yup.

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You know, there's somethin'
I always wanted to do, Brian,

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but, uh... I-I could never do it
cos I was so heavy.

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But, you know, now that I don't
weigh so much, I think I can.

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- Could you... could you help me do it, Brian?
- Sure. I'd be honoured.

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I was wonderin' if I could put a little saddle
on your back and ride you like a horsy.

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Oh, OK. No, I understand.
It's too much. It's OK.

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I like Hillary Clinton, I don't care
what anyone says. Argh!

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- Hyah! Hyah! Come on, Old Paint!
- I can feel the bones in your ass!

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I see you!

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But, Mom, it could change my life!

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Meg, you're not gettin' plastic surgery.

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Why not? It's totally safe.
A lot of famous people have done it.

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Your place is here in the ice village. You
know nothing of Hollywood and its ways.

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But, Father, I have dreams and courage and
the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon.

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Fear not, some day word will reach you
about the success of me,

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the great Eskimo actor Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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- Bring pride to our village!
- Send firewood!

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Plastic surgery is great! I was thinkin' about
havin' Broderick take a look at my nose.

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00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,400
It doesn't matter if your nose
is a little bulbousy,

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or your eyes are too close together,
or your chest is flabby. You are who you are.

201
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,500
Huh. I think I know what you're gettin' at.

202
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,400
Knock, knock!

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00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,900
Hey, pal, you can't just walk in here...
Holy crap, it's Peter.

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- Dad, you're pretty! Like a girl!
- You look like a totally different person.

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00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,900
Oh, this is crazy. You walk in here
with your chiselled jaw and your...

206
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000
Oh, my! I...

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00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,800
I liked you the way you were.
You're not even real any more. You're...

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00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:05,500
- Peter, did you get a new buttocks?
- I had to. My old one had a crack in it.

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Well, I couldn't be more angry with you.

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Ahhhhh!

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You... you've really let this family down. We
should be embracin' the things God gave us,

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not tellin' our kids a person's not as good as
someone else because of the way they look.

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Agh! Holy crap!

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Ow!

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- There's a baby in that refuse bin.
- Not too close, Barnaby.

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- If you touch it, the mother won't take it back.
- Allez-oop!

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Excuse me, sir, what is a handsome man
like you doing waiting in line?

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I need an adult! I need an adult!

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Warren Fredericks, Quahog Beautiful
People's Club. Come on in front.

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But all those people were in front of me.

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You haven't been beautiful long, have you?

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Gorgeous guys like us don't have to wait.
Haven't you noticed?

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People will do anything
for a beautiful person.

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Yeah. You know, come to think of it...

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Hi. I'm on a scavenger hunt,
and I need a human foot.

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Well, as a rule, I would say no,
but OK, come in.

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So this is, what, for, like, a school project?

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Argh! Argh! Agh! Agh!

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Raul, please take this
handsome gentleman's bags to his car.

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Thank you.

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Hey, when you're beautiful,
doors magically open for you.

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It opened because you stepped on
that black rubber square.

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If that wasn't there, it would've
opened anyway cos you're beautiful.

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Wow.

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There's a lot of good-Iookin' people here.

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This is the Beautiful People's Club,
and you're our newest member.

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Here's your introductory basket.
It's got lotions, Ferrari sunglasses,

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and pills to make your bowel movements
smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls.

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Argh! Dammit!

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Oh, what happened? Orson fall down?

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Shut up! Just... I don't want to hear it!

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Serves you right. You tried to make Chris
jealous, now you have an eating disorder.

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Just help me up.

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I would, but my doctor
advised me against heavy lifting.

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Oh, ha-de-ha-ha!

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What the... What the devil are you doing?
Stop it! Stop it, I'm getting dizzy!

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Argh! Blast!

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Did you paste a new picture of yourself
on our wedding portrait?

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- Yeah. I think it looks better.
- You pasted it over me.

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- Yeah. I think it looks better.
- Have you lost your mind?

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- Well, somebody's jealous.
- Have you forgotten about Chris?

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- He needs you to help him exercise.
- He figured out how to catch the Twinkie.

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Ha-ha! I'm turnin' you into poo.

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I'm goin' to the Beautiful People's
Club. I can take him with me.

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Seein' us all might give him
somethin' to shoot for.

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The Beautiful People's Club?
How come I never heard of it?

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Lois, I can't say any more. I'm probably
already in trouble for mentioning it to a, uh...

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Well, we call you "normies".

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OK, bye.

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Are you gonna take that?

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- Lois!
- What? Oh. Brian. I was...

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I was seeing if the, uh, driveway.

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That wasn't a sentence.
You were ogling Peter like a horny schoolgirl.

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Oh, I can't help it! I know, I know,
he's become a superficial, egomaniacal jerk.

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But I've never been more attracted to him.
Does that make me a bad person?

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Yes. Yes, it does make you a bad person.

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Peter, good to see you. I've got a lot of tall,
statuesque people I want you to meet.

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- What's that?
- Oh, that's my son Chris.

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He can't come in. He's fat.

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Well, let me tell you somethin', buddy.
If my son can't come in, then I'll just come in.

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- See you at home.
- But Dad...

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Trust me, Chris, sometimes
it's better not to fit in.

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You're all stupid.
They're gonna be lookin' for army guys.

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Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

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How could you treat Chris that way? You
know he's self-conscious about his weight.

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What you gettin' mad at me for?
He gets his fat from your genes.

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- Which, by the way, I'm wearing.
- Oh, I hate what you've become!

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Why don't you have that doctor
suck the fat outta your head?!

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Maybe I will. Then I'll put it on my feet

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and skate on Paul Bunyan's
giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!

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- That doesn't make any sense.
- It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!

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You're not welcome here. Go away!

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Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?

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Maybe. I've been workin' out.

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Well, you look wicked skinny.
I'm, like, jealous.

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Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.

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I don't have a moustache. Do I?

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Oh, honey, it's fine.
It makes you look distinguished.

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- But Mom...
- Meg, I think all my children are beautiful.

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Damn you, ice cream. Come to my mouth.
How dare you disobey me?

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What are you looking at,
you... you infantile, stupid...

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That's right. Damn you and such.

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You can... burn in hell.

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She is so jealous. Of course - I'm beautiful.
I mean, look at me.

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Oh... How strange...

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Should... watch... road,
but... can't... look... away.

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Too beautiful.

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Well, Mr Griffin, the bandages
are ready to come off.

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But I should tell you
it's a miracle you're alive at all.

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We did all we can,
but medical science has come just so far.

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And now I will take off
this protective Potato Head mask.

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Oh, Peter, you look like you!

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I can't believe you're all still standin'
by my side after what a jerk I was.

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- Especially to you. I'm sorry, Chris.
- That's OK, Dad.

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Well, Peter, I guess
you learned a pretty valuable lesson.

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Nope.

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